"I ain't fat, I'm fluffy"

Okay so.... We all know that Chinese New Year is in full swing. Say nice things, grab ang pow, go home. Okay no, maybe we spend a little time catching up with relatives and stuff like that too. I generally enjoyed my new year. Except for one thing.

"WA AH GIRL AH! WHY YOU SO BIG SIZE NOW?"

"CHERYL! WHY YOU SO MUSCULAR?! YOU STILL WANT TO GROW BIGGER AH?"

"EH! YOUR TOP HALF OF THE BODY VERY UGLY LEH."

"AIYO! YOU SEE LA! LAST TIME SO PRETTY AND SLIM. NOW MUAY THAI ALREADY BECOME LIKE THAT"

"CHERYL, YOU LIKE GROW FATTER LEH."

Bitch please...

I get le hint you little humans... I needz to lose weight. I'm working on it and I don't need you to tell me. As long as I has a flat tummy, and I can still parade around in crop tops, I will NEVER think that I am too fat. It takes skill to have a big everything else, but a small tummy. No seriously, it does.

I get really annoyed when people tell me I should stop going for Muay Thai cos it's making me ugly, or I should lose a bit of weight because well.... All the stick thin models in magazines are well... Stick thin. Like no... No. I will not subject myself to forsaking all the good food and desserts in the world just so I can be a "perfect" size 2. And I will not stop going for Muay Thai because... Fuck you.

So unless you are "the weight class" for fights, or you're convinced that I am obese, don't even think of telling me how much I should weigh and what I should or should not eat. I decide when and how much dessert I want to eat.

And then for all you sour bitches out there going like "being fat is nothing to be proud of".

There is a fine line being "fat" healthy and "fat" unhealthy. If I were loafing around on a sofa, eating chips, drinking soda and stuffing myself with Ice Cream all day, hell yeah you can call me fat.

But if I eat moderately, work out, tone my fabulous butt and do at least one sport, I am pretty damn sure that I ain't fat. I'm fat fit. And I think that this fat ass can kick most of your skinny asses any day. Just don't put me up against people like Ronda Rousey cos I'd die before I get to kick her ass. She da queen tho. 

*Just in case you don't know who she is, here's a video for you.*

This woman is badass and she ain't no size 2. She is gorgeous even tho she a fighter.

So zip it.